| What do elves learn in
school? |
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| The Elf-abet! |
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| How many reindeer does Santa
Have??? |
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| 11 (named below) |
| Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,
Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen |
| Rudoph (the one with the red
nose) |
| Olive (Olive the other
reigndeer {all of}) |
| and Al (Then Al the
reigndeer loved him {all}) |
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| What nationality is Santa
Claus? |
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| North Polish. |
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| What kind of bird can write? |
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| A PENguin. |
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| Why does Santa's sled get
such good mileage? |
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| Because it has long-distance
runners on each side |
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| Why does Scrooge love
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? |
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| Because every buck is dear
to him. |
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| What do you get if you deep
fry Santa Claus? |
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| Crisp Cringle. |
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts
say to Santa Claus? |
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| MIKE: We'll have a boo
Christmas without you. |
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa
shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? |
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| ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone,
sack time!! |
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| If athletes get athletes
foot, what do astronauts get? |
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| Missletoe! |
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| Just before Christmas, there
was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very
posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed money lying on the floor. Which
one picked it up?? |
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| Santa of course, the other
two don't exist! |
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| What do you call a bunch of
grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? |
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| Chess nuts boasting in an
open foyer! |
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| What do you call a cat on
the beach at Christmastime? |
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| Sandy Claus! |
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| How do sheep in Mexico say
Merry Christmas? |
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| Fleece Navidad! |
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs.
Claus had a child, what would he be called? |
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| A subordinate claus. |
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| There once was a czar in
Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his
wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look
honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so,
dear. I think its snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his
wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside
and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew
it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" |
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| Did you hear that one of
Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? |
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| Its true....Comet cleans
sinks! |
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Thanks
To Christopher For The Following Jokes. |
What kind of bug Hates
Christmas?
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| A Humbug! |
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| What's Scrooge's favorite
Christmas game? |
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| Mean-opoly! |
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| Where does Santa Claus keep
his Account ? |
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| In a Snowbank! |
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| What do you call santaclaus
in Lasvegas? |
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| Gambler Claus! |
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| What would you call
Santaclaus on the wizard of oz? |
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| Santa Henry! |
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| Send Santa
More Christmas Jokes! He will include them on this page. |
| jokes@northpolesantaclaus.com |
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